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Dennis Moore    was performed by    Chapman, Cleese, Idle and Jones You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week Entertainment > Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Sketches

Police Station (Silly Voices)    was performed by    Chapman, Cleese, Idle and Jones Man in loud and high pitched voice "I wish to report a burglary." First Sergeant: "Report a what?" Man in a ridiculous high pitch squeak: "Burglary!" First Sergeant: "That's the exact frequency... now keep it there." (another sergeant enters and goes round to back of counter) Second Sergeant in high pitched voice: "Hello, sarge!" First Sergeant in very deep voice: "Evening Charlie." Entertainment > Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Sketches

Quiz Programme - 'Wishes'    was performed by    Chapman, Cleese, Idle and Jones Interviewer: "Now if you and your pal had one big wish, Trevor, what would you like to see on television?" Trevor: "I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police." (fairy godmother trips lightly into shot) Entertainment > Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Sketches

Restaurant (Abuse / Cannibalism)    was performed by    Chapman, Cleese, Idle and Jones Waiter: "That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you'll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide." Entertainment > Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Sketches